…and I would rain down upon you so fucking hard that you would have to be...– Malcolm Tucker.
nuclearbummer: this is my new favorite video Hercules reads his script entirely wrong (reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)
me trying to read fanfiction
blood-and-confetti: conversationparade: ‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’ ‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’ ‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’ ‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as WEIRD POSITIONING IS ALWAYS...
bittergrapes: 27angel: blackpoquedown: jellybeing: thedandyunderworld: Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video. OMG…. the most beautiful thing ive ever seen …THAT’S...
tertiusvonfluffenwelter: FUN FACT of the DAY: BOOBYTRAP backwards spells PARTYBOOB
Constantly berates me, occasionally fellates me– A song I just made up
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