April 2012
18 posts
ALT + REBLOG, ALT + REBLOG! My tumblr experience has just been revolutionized
Oh my God. I bought a domain from Verio.com, and they didn’t send my activation email with my control panel User ID. What does every single support document say? “Simply log in with the user ID sent in your activation email!”
So I thought I’d just get the activation email re-sent: NOPE. No way to do that from the site.
I know! I’ll email support! NOPE. That email address is no longer in use. To contact support, use our super funky support ticket system!
Did that work? NOPE. Guess what? You need to log in first with the User ID sent in your activation email before you can contact support!
OK, I’ll “live chat” to them on the site. NOPE. Only billing and email enquiries allowed.
I’m at my fucking wits’ end. The only thing left is for me to make a transatlantic call to their support line, which will no doubt cost more than the fucking domain name in the first place.
AAARRRGGGHHHH.
“Noise out with your boys out” is a common slang phrase which means to listen to free jazz with your penis and testicles exposed.
The Ultimate April Fool’s Day Prank -
- Get a bucket
- Fill it with water
- Find a door that people use
- Make sure the door works
- Don’t spill the water
- Set the bucket down and don’t knock it over or you’ll have to refill it
- Buy a ladder
- Bring the ladder to the door that you found earlier
- Use…