You can’t trust software unless you’ve written it — and then you’re just more...– Danny O’Brien (via tedroden)
Have you ever tried kneading/treading with your hands like a cat? It’s actually very relaxing.
unmarkeddoor: All the Police Squad freeze frame endings To this day, this show is still one of the funniest things ever.
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To buy Skyrim or not to buy Skyrim?
That is the question.
Stick it up your bollocks!– Roy Keane
… if Steve Jobs’ parents had accidentally named him “Hand” instead of “Steve”.
notch: I visited my doctor last week, and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why, surely it’s not dangerous. He said it was distracting him. I visited my doctor last week, told him I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink coffee. He said I should take the spoon out.